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So I dressed as a pirate for my second wedding performance ever. The young couple understood that I didn’t really believe in marriage, since not everyone is allowed to do it and I was a complete atheist, they said that’s exactly what they wanted. We decided that having me dress up as the Reverend Jim Jones would be just too dark, that only people my age would appreciate the humor. I suggested dressing as a buccaneer, since that is the preferred attire for the clergy in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, they were all for it.

I rented a costume from the inimitable LaRue Costume Rental and said the words they wanted me to say, Dr. Suess style. First time I ever made a c-note-plus for ten minutes of work.

Judging by the accolades, my improvised brandishing of the pistol while asking if there were objections was the real crowd pleaser. I’m personally rather nonplussed by the whole spectacle, but several young and old Canadian hippies think I should profit from my politically religious humor. Hmmmm… sounds kinda fun. After all, I am The First High Potentate of The Unholy Church of The Godless Sinner.

-kennycj

Ahoy,

It looks as though the FSM works in mysterious ways. Check this story here.

The basic idea of the article is that new fossil evidence that has been uncovered shows that dinos shared their habitats with their precursors for a longer period of time than otherwise thought.

It reaffirms the notion that evolution is a slow process. There are very few quick jumps between the fossils laid down in the soil by His Noodlyness. For we all know that the fossil record is there only to fool us. Silly scientists.

Hey all,

The first couple weeks of this blog are going to be an experiment to see if having all users as writers will work. But, before you can post that awesome entry you wrote, a general template must be followed.

1. Make the entry about something. Don’t ramble. Talk about a website or article that the followers of FSM would care about.
   
2. The entries are written using HTML tags. If you have no idea how to use HTML, look here.
   
3. Do not publish the entry until you’ve previewed it. Only you can prevent typos and code bugs!
   
4. If there have been 3-4 blog entries already up for the current day, wait ’till tomorrow. Trust me, it can wait.
   
5. When making the post, you’ll notice that you have to give it a category. Bobby and I will list the acceptable categories there.
   
6. If, when making your blog entry about how much you love The Office, you realize that it doesn’t fit into the categories of acceptable posts, don’t publish it!
   
7. Don’t post to respond to an earlier post. Thats what comments are for.
   
8. Don’t put links to things in every word. It’s annoying. Feel free to link to things, just don’t over do it.
   

Remember, the admins reserve the right to edit and/or delete unacceptable posts. We aren’t here to censor, just to be the friendly janitors. Feel free to contact us, our e-mail addresses are on the about us page.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tomatoes and Alfredo’s, Swashbucklers and Wenches, His Noodlyness the FSM has inspired a new feature for the community, a blog! With this blog we hope to add a little more community created content that will be added to and edited every day (hopefully). What we’d like to try to do is create a completely user generated site. All those registered with the site will be able to create posts for the blog.

Try to register in the name you use on the site/forum. Just for simplicity’s sake.

So with that, welcome to the site!